I’ve never run 10 kilometres before, mainly because…well, I never saw the need to. And I still don’t.
And there I was, at the Singapore Bay Run on Sunday morning, getting warmed up for a sweat fest I didn’t even signed up for.
Ok, it was a company thing (even though only a third of our staff took part) and being in a position where I suppose I should show an example and some spirit, I went along with it. The 6km Fun Run actually appealed to me more, but I was to have no choice. It’s 10k or the walk of shame.
0745: Off I went, iPod blasting.
1km: Feeling good.
2km: No problem.
3km: Keep breathing, keep breathing…
4km: Should have chosen the Fun Run. I was made for the Fun Run.
5km: Only halfway? WTF??
6km: The thought “Why am I doing this?” crept into my head for what would be the first of at least 6 times. I was dying out there and no one gave a shit.
7km: That’s it. I stopped for a cup of 100 Plus. Like the first taste of wine after crossing a desert. Hot women ran past me as I tried to hide behind a paper cup over my mouth.
8km: Picked a good-looking gal to pace, but she soon pulled ahead, leaving me grasping for air.
9km: Final push. I imagined Richard Simmons chasing me. My head was about to explode.
10km: Who’s the man? WHO’S DA MAN?!
The most ridiculous part of the morning was yet to come: Everyone gathered at McDonald’s for breakfast. I had a hash brown and a McGriddle (which was disgusting). My body must hate me.
Postscript: I just signed up for the Standard Chartered Run in Dec. 10km, baby. I’m so owning it.



















